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Dylan (Ichthys)
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Username: Ichthys

Post Number: 86
Registered: 3-2008

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Posted on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 7:00 am:   

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHRRRGG..... [dylan yelling out blood curdling murderous war cry and charging like pit bull towards his intended target with harpoon gun ...as his poor unsuspecting prey sits calmly on the deck of boat casting his cherished Stella, while sipping lemon tea... the setting sun casting an ethereal radiance bathing the sea with a warm golden glow...and the rays reflecting magical highlights off the anglers well groomed hair and the metal body of the Stella, the evening breeze softly caressing the happy plump face of the angler...Its a picture of contentment...life feels soo gooood. So serence. Such peace]

AND THEN SUDDENLY.... KCCCHHHUUUNNNNKKKKK - the spear burries into the back of its target. All peace is shattered and horror blights the sublime beauty of the moment as the angler topples over into the briney and is swallowed up into the murky depths of the ocean. And pandemonium descends.... Tsk Tsk..Oh what a terrible end.

Hmmmmmmm....one particular angler here (i shall not say who) should take this reverie of mine seriously the next time he catches his hammours & Sharks and doesnt give me my UNfair share...

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